Comedy DVDs plus Exercise DVDs
Two types of DVDs and videos that have the least booty in them today are Comedy DVDs and Exercise DVDs. The studios seem to find butt-less sticks whenever they cast anything. We have nothing against skinny ladies, but we surely wish that the casting directors would quit using anorexic scarecrows as yardsticks for beauty and talent. Such ladies may have talent, but even greater numbers of average-body ladies and booty-licious ladies have talent. However, according to reports, in order to get parts they're asked to starve themselves until they're gaunt little ghouls, and they resent the hell out of studios, networks, agencies, and casting directors for making these demands.
We've recently put together some booty-licious Comedy DVDs and Exercise DVDs we think you'll enjoy. The difference between our casting director and normal ones is that ours was instructed to look for nothing BUT backside blessed women, while normal casting directors look only for scarecrows. As a result of all this booty discrimination, few ladies that are anything but anorexics or at least skinny ever show up at modeling agencies to be models, talent agencies rarely see any other types, and acting gigs, modeling gigs, dancing gigs, advertising gigs—pretty much everything—end up going to the only ladies the agencies and agents have: skinny women.
It has become customary in these agencies to send backside blessed women away—rejecting them outright—so they settle for the only other entertainment or media jobs offered: stripping or porn, as if having a nice rear somehow made a lady evil so that she should be deprived of normal jobs so that the only thing left is stripping or porn. We feel that it is this IDEA that is truly evil, not the women, and the booty-licious are as deserving of good parts, jobs, and gigs as anyone else.
In our Comedy DVDs and Exercise DVDs, we've made an effort to have the photography reflect ADMIRATION of the backside blessed as opposed to SHUNNING of them. Our cameramen and camerawomen were instructed to reflect this admiration of beautiful female forms in their shots. Curvy, voluptuous, callipygian women that we used were very happy to finally get the acceptance they deserved for their lovely charms. The vast conspiracy against the female form in which thin, immature-looking, boyish bodies are the standard and women with curvy figures are exiled to a subordinate status has been going on for far too long and has hurt too many people in too many ways. Please join us in our attempt to become an antidote for the skinniness fad. Thank you!
In the following Comedy DVDs, a guy named Willie Wacko often daydreams about backside blessed ladies. He thinks they're adorable. He likes watching them move and walk and bend. This is normal male behavior. But he's considered wacko because many other guys have bought into the insidious and unhealthy standards of the media and Hollywood and these other guys feel that they're supposed to only like skinny ladies who have bony faces, arms, legs, and torsos, and who look like they are starving to death. Anyway, when things get frustrating for Wacko, he just conjures up a yummy booty daydream—or even walks in on a lady in the shower!
Wacko isn't sure how to relate to the ladies. He tries, but he always seems to say or do the wrong thing at the wrong time. He ends up getting swatted and chased a lot as a result. He pursues his interests with gusto, and is constantly getting into trouble.
His best friend is his niece Fanny. They go on many adventures together, even to haunted houses! They also go on camping and fishing trips. Wacko likes to try out various gizmos on Fanny, like panty magnets, anti-gravity guns, and time machines, all of which he gets from ads in comic books!
In the following Comedy DVD, Fanny meets God in a bathroom and He gives her ass a special heavenly blessing and, as a result, she now can perform miracles with her ass! She merely sits on their laps and makes the miracle happen through her backside. Fanny is at her most adorable in this role.
In the following Exercise DVDs, each of the ladies is backside blessed and the camera work celebrates this. Each DVD has two separate 20-minute exercise workouts and an optional 15-minute motivational section. You may choose to do one of the exercise workouts or both. Consult your physician before embarking on any new exercise program. Work your way slowly into anything new. Be careful—don't over-exert yourself or pull any muscles. If you are not sure how to do something safely, ask your doctor or fitness instructor. Happy exercising!